Super Mom?

On really tiring days, it feels like these things are all I do...and all I am. Some of them sound like reject superhero names...or more like the villain somedays...instead of SuperMom:

potty patrol

pablo police

human spit rag

fruit snack negotiator

bite briber

broken record

nanny of no

diaper diva

short order cook

bottle busboy

mosquito defense

bath nazi

sandman

pack horse

nightwatchman

slavewoman

evil hair stylist

human spit rag (yes, I listed this twice)

Yes, most days I am far from Super-Mom. But that's ok. I'm ok with just Mama. And I pray that I can exhibit characteristics of the ultimate Super Mom, the Proverbs 31 woman, while I am busy doing all of these crazy jobs and then some...

Proverbs 31 (The Message)

"A good woman is hard to find, and worth far more than diamonds.

Her husband trusts her without reserve, and never has reason to regret it.

Never spiteful, she treats him generously all her life long.

She shops around for the best yarns and cottons, and enjoys knitting and sewing.

She's like a trading ship that sails to faraway places and brings back exotic surprises.

She's up before dawn, preparing breakfast for her family and organizing her day.

She looks over a field and buys it, then, with money she's put aside, plants a garden.

First thing in the morning, she dresses for work, rolls up her sleeves, eager to get started.

She senses the worth of her work, is in no hurry to call it quits for the day.

She's skilled in the crafts of home and hearth, diligent in homemaking.

She's quick to assist anyone in need, reaches out to help the poor.

She doesn't worry about her family when it snows, their winter clothes are all mended and ready to wear.

She makes her own clothing, and dresses in colorful linens and silks.

Her husband is greatly respected when he deliberates with the city fathers.

She designs gowns and sells them, brings the sweaters she knits to the dress shops.

Her clothes are well-made and elegant, and she always faces tomorrow with a smile.

When she speaks she has something worthwhile to say, and she always says it kindly.

She keeps an eye on everyone in her household, and keeps them all busy and productive.

Her children respect and bless her; her husband joins in with words of praise:

'Many women have done wonderful things, but you've outclassed them all!'

Charm can mislead and beauty soon fades.

The woman to be admired and praised is the woman who lives in the Fear-of-God.

Give her everything she deserves! Festoon her life with praises!"