Our home often feels like a train station...

Child 1 and Child 2 wake up minutes before Child 3 arrives with Mom 1 which is just minutes before Child 4 arrives with Mom 2. It is not for two hours that Child 5 and Child 6 arrive with Grandma 1, stay 20 minutes, and Child 6 departs with Grandma 1. Two hours after that, Childs 1-5 depart to Dreamland. I will not even attempt to map the Potty Stops. One hour after that, Mom 3 shows up with Child 7 to play for 2 hours. Child 1 & 4 awake to play outside with Child 7. Child 2, 3, 5 awake an hour later to join Child 1, 4, 7 when Mom 2 arrives to pick up Child 4. Child 1 tries to sneak away with Child 4. Mom 1 arrives a few minutes later with Child 8 to pick up Child 3. Just after their departure, Grandma 1 returns with Child 6 and 9 to pick up Child 5. All Childs enjoy playing together, so no departures. Grandma 2 walks over from next door with Child 10. Mom 3 arrives for Child 7 as Grandma 1 is loading up as many as she can. I try sending Child 1 and 2 with one of the above and realize their destination is with me. As the train station is closing, Dad 1 arrives and the conductor pleads for take-out.
It's a wild ride!